Dictionary of Urbanity

uhhhh, Hi work. I like to avoid you a lot. And one way is to do this thing that Christie posted.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary​. ​​ com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

1. ) Your name? Jeremy
uhhhhhhhhh, I'm not posting it. Go look for yourself.

2. ) Your age? 21
a. The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
b. The magic number in the game of Blackjack.
c. Basketball games where everyone is scoring on their own part, and not for a team. The object of the game is to get exactly 21 points, not under, or over. The game can go by extremely slow or extremely fast depending on who you're playing against and what rules you're using.
d. To '21' something is to quit it, to give up on something.

3. ) One of your friends? Emil
a. A poking device used in Yugoslavian terriroties back in the 1400's.
"Poketh me not with thee emil, Ishmail!"
b. uhhhhhhhhh, not posting
c. An abbreviation standing for: extreme maximum intensity level. It is used to describe something that i exceptionally extreme, awesome, or unbelievable; it is usually used on things that have gained an exceptional position as having the most intense levels of these attributes.
Those chocolate drenched, deep fried, marshmallow covered, tacos were freaking emil.

4. ) What should you be doing? essay
a. useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world
b. How a moron spells ese.
c. a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

5. ) Favorite color? blue
a. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
b. The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
c. 1) One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it makes green, and when mixed with red, it makes purple. It is opposite orange on the colour wheel. 2) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with red, it makes magenta. When mixed with green it makes cyan. It is opposite yellow on the colour wheel.

6. ) Birthplace? Seattle
a. The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city. It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.
b. The best city on the West Coast. Despite the rain (which makes the place nice and green), great people, great coffee (Hence Seattle AKA Latteville) and lots of things to do. Also the place of Microsoft Comps, and people who are really into high-tech activities.
c. One of the most picturesque cities not only in the U.S., but the world. Home of the Space Needle, Pike Place Market, Safeco Field/Seahawk Stadium, Boeing Field, and some great views out into the mountains, especially Mt. Rainier.

7. ) Month of your birth? july
a. A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
b. The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
c. Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer!
d. just the HOTTEST damn month of the year!!
e. A month where the hottest men are born. every man wishes to be born in July.

8. Last person you talked to? Chrisha
chrisha isn't defined yet, but these are close:
Actually.....let's not mention that.